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An old and slightly senile man sits in an old people's home waiting to die and thinking about the fun he used to have as a child. He smiles as he remembers the joy he used to have ice fishing in winter. Looking out of the window he sees it is snowing, it is a cold winter. Suddenly his eyes light up with joy. For a moment his mind clears and he remembers that he still has his old fishing gear tucked away in his "memories" cupboard, he will go ice fishing once more before he finally meets his creator.
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The following morning he gets up at five am and sneaks out with his fishing gear. He knows that the people who run the old people's home will worry about him going out fishing alone, and will try to stop him. But he also knows that all too soon he will be dead anyway, and he wants to go ice fishing one last time. So the early start is necessary to avoid being seen and stopped.
It is a long cold walk in the snow, but eventually he arrives, cuts a hole in the ice and drops a line through it.
Then he hears a voice echoing across the ice. The voice says "You cannot fish here."
The old man looks around and sees no one, so goes on fishing. Then the voice calls out again "You cannot fish here." echoing around the ice as though coming from the sky. Still there is no one in sight.
Nervously the old man calls out "Who is speaking......Is that the voice of God?"
The voice replies "No I am not God, I am the caretaker of this ice rink."
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