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Late one night a man is driving down the road, speeding. A cop pulls him over. The cop says to the man, "Are you aware of how fast you were going?"
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The man replies, "Yes I am. I'm trying to get away from a robbery."
The cop gives him a sceptical look and says, "So you were being robbed?"
The man replies, "No, I committed the robbery, I was making a getaway."
The cop looks shocked that the man admitted this. "So you're telling me you committed a robbery?"
"Yes," the man calmly says. "I have the loot in the back."
The cop begins to get angry. "Sir, I'm afraid you have to come with me." The cop reaches in the window to subdue the man.
"Don't do that!" the man yells fearfully. "I'm scared you will find the gun in my glove compartment!" The cop pulls his hand out.
The cop calls for backup. Soon more armed cops arrive. The man is quickly cuffed and taken away. While they are dragging him off a cop walks up to him and says "Sir, this officer informed us that you had committed a robbery, had stolen loot in the trunk of your car, and had a loaded gun in your glove compartment. However, we found none of these things in your car."
The man replies, "Yeah, and I bet that liar also said I was speeding!"
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